Suffer the Little Children

My neighbour's kids pop round regularly to bash at the door.
"Let us in!!!!" they scream, and "Have ya got any lollies?"
Sadly I can't let them in any more, because I've realised that my insurance company may view it as complicit behaviour. Instead I pretend not to be home.
"We know you're in there! We can see you!"
"Sorry kids, I'm on the phone." (Move to back room holding remote control to ear)
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"Are ya off the phone yet?!?"
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Car alarm goes off in the distance.