Buckle Up


If you're going to come up here with an "I 💛 sluts" bumper sticker, make sure your car is a straight six at the very very least. This thing will be stripped for parts and set on fire and dumped out by the airport before he even wakes up.

Shiver Me Timbers


Seen in the carpark outside Coles: what appears to be a rather petite shiv, next to a menthol cigarette butt. I'm picturing a delicate local lass who was getting geared up to shop for some toilet paper.