I Have Needs

In addition to needing the lowest prices everyday, and unlimited in-store feeding rights at the self serve nut bar, I need a trolley with a child seat so large that I can crawl into it when I've had too many cones so that my cranky girlfriend can push me around while I giggle uncontrollably and point at all the cheesy snacks I want.
After this I will need to go to Kmart.

I Heart Mum

I 💛 u mum. 
Sorry ur not getting ur bond back 4 the house.