I found an Easter egg in my back garden on Sunday. This probably sounds like a lovely Easter surprise to most of you. I was alone though, and I wasn't expecting visitors. I also have a tall fence right around my yard. I don't think I'm remiss in wondering how the fuck it came to be there. Or why.
It's still there. I figure if I ignore it long enough it might disappear. And then I can think about cyclone fencing.