Gimme some sugar

There was an incessant pounding at the door a little while ago. That never leads to anything good, so I tried to ignore it. Eventually I gave in and opened it. It was a tiny snuffling child.
"Chocolate!!!!" it barked.
Their manners really are improving. They used to shout before they bashed at the door instead of after.
I reflected on this warmly for a moment, then said:
"No. Piss off."

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