There was a Shakira once who stopped my partner in the street in Reservoir, asked him for a cigarette and tried to convince him that he should give her our wolfhound. When he laughed and told her no, she made the assumption that he wasn't smoking a cigarette and that it may have been a joint to which she said "give me all your pot or I'm gonna call the cops" to which he replied "the only way you would know it's pot is if your mum smokes pot and I know where you live"... this girl was maybe 10 years old.
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ReplyDeleteShe has a sister Ebony - I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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ReplyDeleteAt Reservoir Views Primary School there is a pair of twin girls called Hannah and Montana.
ReplyDeleteThere was a Shakira once who stopped my partner in the street in Reservoir, asked him for a cigarette and tried to convince him that he should give her our wolfhound. When he laughed and told her no, she made the assumption that he wasn't smoking a cigarette and that it may have been a joint to which she said "give me all your pot or I'm gonna call the cops" to which he replied "the only way you would know it's pot is if your mum smokes pot and I know where you live"... this girl was maybe 10 years old.
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