Rezza doesn't make many top ten lists, and when we do it's rarely in the aspirational categories. For some years we used to be a winner in various "affordability" scales, with all that entails. More recent accolades have included the top ten suburbs for most thefts from cars, and top ten suburbs for number plate thefts. It was little surprise to me then, to hear that we are among the top ten suburbs to contract COVID 19 in Melbourne this June, and that we are now a hotspot requiring intervention. Apparently at some point we can expect door knockers who will have a chat to us about the virus, and probably our general hygiene and soforth. It will be a nice change from the Jehovahs I guess, but everyone will need to be more careful about hiding the bong before answering the door.
Alternatively, less careful., Only polite to offer them a cone.
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