Gimme some sugar

There was an incessant pounding at the door a little while ago. That never leads to anything good, so I tried to ignore it. Eventually I gave in and opened it. It was a tiny snuffling child.

"Chocolate!!!!" it barked.

Their manners really are improving. They used to shout before they bashed at the door instead of after.
I reflected on this warmly for a moment, then said:
"No. Piss off."